Ok so I started this blog for a few reasons: I'm bored, I have three hours to kill every mon,wed, and friday in between the only two classes I have, and I'm a mega dork with nothing better to do on a basically empty campus when my condo is fifteen minutes away...
Anyhoo, I went out to Young Avenue Deli on Thursday and it was pretty fun. It was great seeing some alumni friends that I haven't seen since BBQ Fest. They're a lot easier to hang out with than the people I go to school with, sometimes. Some of the girls on this campus can make a grown man shiver just by one dirty look. I don't know what it is exactly but this COLLEGE is a helluva lot like high school all over again. Sometimes those certain girls will fake a smile and say things like "we totally need to hang out more" when I randomly run into them. It takes a lot in me not to say 'ha, yuh right...' I know they mean well but sometimes...bitches can be cruel! I went out Friday for a friend's bday at Dan McGuiness...the one by Target? I believe it may have been senior citizens night. The band was a blast from the past and the ol' folks were gettin down. It cracks me up every time I see old people dancing...I debate whether or not I need to keep 911 ready on my phone just in case one of them crashes to the floor and breaks a hip...serves ya right, stoopid! I was one of the few sober that night due to some delish yet questionable sushi I had for dinner. No sushi in Memphis compares to the good stuff in New Orleans or New York...that shit is phenom! However, that's how sushi supposed to taste...fresh? yea. Saturday I went out to campus to meet a few people at a party. I've heard that the newbies or the youngins don't really know how to throw down at a party...I'm starting to believe the rumors. Don't get me wrong, I love seeing everyone but the parties are quite tame. Honestly I don't mind it one bit. By the time I got there all the beer was gone so I had a friend meet me there with a 12 pack of canned bud light. I gave a few to a guy friend of mine and we went strolling around the volley ball court due to boredom at the party. There was a good group of people but I don't know anyone anymore! It sucks! All my close friends have graduated! Oh well, my time will come soon..*please,god!* We came across campus security with our beers in tow and did they give a shit? not so much. I'm 23 and my friend is 21. That's legal in my neck'a'tha woods and last time I checked this is not a dry campus. This little turdy lookin kid came up to us telling us that the beers need to be in a cup or out of site. *Well, bitch why you still here lookin at em?!?!* I asked him why and with a lisp he said 'cause that's the policy.' Obviously he was an R.D. or R.A. or something had gave too much of a shit about his job...which in turn gives him the title 'super douche' the rest of the year. He looked like a kid who's probably gonna end up in the nervous hospital one day. So, what did I do? I mouthed off to him along with my friend laughing at my side and the turd scampered away. Do I feel bad? Not really. That kid shoulda figured out a long time ago that life should not be lived in an uptight manner...just sayin. Even though we felt compelled to stay at the volleyball court and drink more straight out of the cans...we quickly got bored and left. You've won this time, super douche!
Yesterday was pretty amazing. I live in Harbor Town and we've all come to realize that it really is a stimulus package when you move down there. We have pool days and cook outs and picnics and make any excuse to drink yet we don't have far to go considering most of us own a golf cart. It's awesome living down there. We took a bunch of food and goodies down to the park on our golf carts and had a picnic by the river around sunset. Where else can you do that in Memphis and get home on a golf cart?! Eventually my boyfriend made our way home and ended the weekend with chicken tenders and watching Food Network...now that's love.
Again, I've started this blog due to boredom between classes and I hope that you've enjoyed reading my thoughts, exactly. Look for more to come.
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